Archive for September, 2008

Nils “Ready to Play” Smooth Jazz Music CD Review

Sunday, September 28th, 2008

Nils, the richly talented Smooth Jazz artist has released his latest CD titled Ready to Play and Wow! It’s good.

I wish it weren’t the case but, it’s not everyday that I get a CD from an artist that I can just pop in and comfortably listen to from beginning to end. There is usually a song or two that I just can’t force myself to get through. Not at all the case with Ready to Play. Every track is enjoyable and was pretty easy for me to listen to from start to finish.

For those not familiar with Nils, he plays a very smooth jazz guitar and like a lot of really good musicians has a sound that’s quite unique. I must admit I had somewhat limited exposure to him before breaking open this CD but that’s going to change after listening to this entire album a few times now.

Ready to Play has a nicely varied, mix of 12 very nicely done tracks that seem to kind of draw you in and make you want to listen to them.

Ready to Play is a first rate CD, and will play real well to the really smooth sound seeking smooth jazz fan. I give it two thumbs up. It’s quite simply great listening. A must buy for the Smooth Jazz fan.

While this entire CD is outstanding some of my favorites are track 1, Ready To Play, track 3 Catnap – Great Track, and track 9, Hi Five.

My SmoothLee Bonus Pick, and the one that got Sore [...as in "Stuck On REpeat"] is track 6, You Gotta Be. Outstanding smooth jazz track!

Ready to Play Release Notes:

Nils originally released Ready to Play on January 23, 2007 on the Baja Records label.

CD Track List Follows:

1. Ready To Play
2. Just Smile
3. Catnap
4. Midnight Breeze
5. Sunrise On Sunset
6. You Gotta Be
7. Dreamin’
8. My Girl
9. Hi Five
10. Only You
11. Hurry Up And Wait
12. Last Night

Get the information you want on your favorite smooth jazz songs and artists at ilovesmoothjazz.com iLoveSmoothJazz.com

Clyde Lee Dennis, a.k.a. smoothlee.com SmoothLee is a life long music fanatic, smooth jazz in particular, and does a daily online radio show featuring smooth jazz music that can be heard at smoothjazzlosangeles.com SmoothJazzLosAngeles.com

Confessions of a Master CD Sales Woman, Part 2

Sunday, September 28th, 2008

Well a great performance and an interactive sales crew is just the start to seling more CDs at gigs. The Rogues also employ other salespeople.

“Our sellers work off of a commission, with bonuses built in when an individual’s sales total reaches a certain amount. Giving a salesperson a commission motivates them to sell more product than just giving them a flat rate. We do have minimum pay for a day’s work when the sales are not good. In that case the band usually pays $50 day, or a 10% commission of the sales total, whichever is greater.

At the more modern venues, such as highland games and celtic festivals, we have found that having a sales table is an extremely successful way to increase sales, especially in combination with a roaming salesperson (when using both are appropriate). At pub gigs, we only have a sales table. Having someone roam in a tight space like a pub would be seen as too aggressive or invasive, which the Rogues do not encourage their salespeople to be. Friendly competition between two or more sellers is fine as long as there is a feeling of team spirit. Our sellers help each other out when one needs change or more stock.

The larger the crowds, the more sales people are needed. The sheer size of the crowd has a tremendous impact on sales. When you get that many people standing or sitting that close together and they are all excited about the music, it is like a ripple effect–once the sales start flowing, everyone seems to jump on the buying bandwagon.

At one particular show at the Maryland Renaissance Festival, where the crowd was huge, our three sellers were not able to maximize the full sales potential. A good indication of my not being able to tap the sales potential that is when I am standing in one spot and have not moved out of it the entire show. Just as soon as I finish one sell, another person comes up to buy a CD. I call that standing in a “sweet spot”–when people come up to you already wanting to buy a CD. My job then is to try to figure out, as
quickly as possible, what CD or CDs would best suit what they are looking for. I always try to point out the fact that they can order more CDs through the website or mail order, or listen to the music on MP3.com.

As a bandmember’s wife, I am always trying to promote the band. I take business cards from people who want to hire the band for potential gigs and I direct them to my husband, Randy, who is the business manager for the band.”

1. Reward sales people with commission
2. Set up sales table for venues
3. Encourage friendly sales competition
4. More people to sell for larger crowds, enjoy ‘ripple effect’
5. Take business cards to gigs and hand out at every opportunity.

The Rogues use CDBaby to sell their CDs. Why? See for yourself?

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Rent Movie Soundtrack Review

Saturday, September 27th, 2008

The multiple award-winning musical Rent is based on opera of Puccini, La Boheme. It has been playing on Broadway since 1996 and is one of the longest running shows. In 2005, the movie based on Rent was released and, like the musical itself, has gained a cult following. The soundtrack album became available on CD soon after.

The story follows a group of eight Bohemian friends living in modern New York over the course of a year, specifically 1989-1990. It is a heartfelt look at ups and downs of life and how the various characters deal with addiction, loss, relationships, housing, AIDS and the meaning of life itself.

A number of the original songs were deleted during the movie adaptation and do not appear on the movie soundtrack in order to create more space for dialogue and produce a more free-flowing plot. Some purists or Rentheads feel that the soundtrack is not complete because of the removal of these songs. For everyone else, especially those who have not seen the Broadway version, the movie is a brutally honest look at life with aspects that most can relate to. The Rent movie soundtrack has the same rock opera feel to it as the original musical score and is filled with 28 moving, uplifting and ultimately, inspiring songs.

Seasons of Love is perhaps the best known of all of the songs. Unlike in the musical, this song opens the movie. A re-mixed version, featuring the legendary Stevie Wonder, was also released. The entire cast sings and the song revolves around them trying to decide how you measure a year apart from in minutes. They calculate that there are five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes in a year and each suggests other methods of quantifying a year but reach the conclusion that love is the one correct gauge of a year in a life of a human. Seasons of Love is the perfect opening and acts as a teaser to the rest of the tracks on this compilation .

The original theme song of the musical, Rent, follows as the film opens in the East Village of New York on Christmas Eve, 1989. Roger and Mark are trying to avoid being evicted from their previously rent-free apartment. Another outstanding song on the Rent movie soundtrack is the duet Take Me or Leave Me where Maureen and her lesbian lover Joanne are having a quarrel at an engagement announcement party hosted by the parents of Joanne. The local bar is the perfect setting for the energetic rendition of La Vie Boheme. It captures the nonconformity of the main characters, which is further emphasized by everyone dancing on the tables.

The Rent movie soundtrack is a must-have for anyone who has seen the movie. Fans of the original musical will also enjoy reliving the songs, particularly because the majority of the original cast members were involved in the film and also appear on the movie soundtrack.

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Paper on Hamlet and His Possible Madness

Saturday, September 27th, 2008

Madness in Hamlet

The issue of madness is one of major importance in this play. Is Hamlet truly mad, meaning insane? Or is he merely angry? Does he feign madness and use it as a guise? Or does he place himself so dangerously close to the line between sanity and insanity that he crosses it without even realizing it? Or is he so intelligent, cunning and in control that this is merely the playing out of his completely conceived and well-executed plan of attack?

The patient is a thirty year-old male. He is Hamlet, Prince of Denmark, an introspective, grieving young member of the royalty, plagued by the recent death of his father, and the hasty marriage of his mother to his uncle, Claudius. He is capable of depressing anyone around him the King and Queen attempt to pry Hamlet from his mourning. As relations become more strained between Hamlet and Claudius, his attitude becomes destitute. He begins to withdraw himself from everyone in the castle, and spends most of his time in solitude; he is often seen walking alone, talking to himself.

Upon deeper investigation, it is discovered that Hamlet is seeing the ghost of the ex-King of Denmark, Hamlet’s father. The ghost becomes Hamlet’s counselor, guiding him through his everyday maze of depression and confusion. It is through the ghost of his father that he learns that Claudius, the new King of Denmark, is solely responsible for his father’s “foul and most unnatural murder” (I.v.26). He claims that he is told to seek revenge on his father’s murder by murdering Claudius. Hamlet sees the ghost at various times over the course of the play, appearing when he is in need of help.

Hamlet’s condition persists, gradually getting worse, as he becomes increasingly more aggressive and violent. His behavior towards Ophelia, the woman he loves, becomes erratic. He has violent outbursts towards his mother. He kills various members of the castle without explanation. Hamlet is clearly out of control, and is in need of a psychological evaluation.

The most major of mental illnesses is schizophrenia, a psychotic illness, where the patient is out of touch with reality. In this disease, thoughts may be deranged or delusions without basis may arise. The individual tends to withdraw from their already little social contact. They become unresponsive and lose interest in normal activities. Emotionally, they can be irritable, angry, aggressive, and even violent at times. At other times, they can have an obsession with death, or voices can be heard or visions seen. The reasons for this change often appear unexplainable to relatives and friends. Some try to explain this new behavior as due to stresses, past or present, especially from interpersonal difficulties and mishaps. It is generally a devastating illness, troublesome to the patient and painful to the relatives and sometimes offensive to society. (Chong, 1)

William Shakespeare’s literary opus Hamlet is an adventure story of the highest quality, a tale of the psychological trials of a man who is isolated from the society he must live in, and a portrait of a family driven to bloody and gruesome murder by one man’s lust for power (King, 1). In his essay “Hamlet: A Riddle in Greatness”, Louis Kronenberger states that “even on the surface, Hamlet remains among the greatest of unsolved psychological mysteries, and the one that has been provided with the most solutions” (1). The theme of madness in Hamlet has been one of great discussion; there is much conflicting evidence that can be found when trying to prove the validity of the claim to Hamlet’s true madness.

The patient, Hamlet, prince of Denmark, has been diagnosed with schizophrenia due to his erratic, sometimes irrational behavior. Ever since the death of his father, King Hamlet, young Hamlet has been what appeared to be in a state of madness. This case study on Hamlet’s condition will cite many instances in William Shakespeare’s Hamlet in which the patient has acted in a schizophrenic, meaning mad, manner. Hamlet’s madness is the result of his fragile, overanalytical personality being confronted with a great deal of anguish.

Hamlet’s madness is apparent even before he sees the ghost of his father. At the start of the play, Hamlet is shown to be “in the throes of bereavement” (“Though This is Madness, Yet There is Method in It.”, Online Archive, 1). The queen encourages him to look to the future, and to cease his grieving, for she believes it is false. Hamlet responds angrily to her suggestion: “But I have within which passeth show; these but the trappings and the suits of woe.” Hamlet’s strained relationship with Claudius is now evident; as he comments on his mother’s marriage, “It is not nor it cannot come to good” (I.ii.158), he already senses that it embodies much misfortune. This line sets a portentous prediction for the course of the play, as Hamlet struggles between emotion and sobriety in order to enact revenge on his father’s death.

Hamlet’s encounter with the ghost of his father considerably changes his disposition, and his actions become more bizarre. He has the unique ability to communicate to his father by talking to a ghost his friends must swear themselves to secrecy because of the threat that others may dismiss him as “mad”. Nevertheless, Hamlet’s actions after meeting the ghost do lead everyone except Horatio to believe he is crazy, but never acts upon his feelings and loses control. From the beginning, Hamlet feels much pressure to speak out against the king, but lacks the strength to do so. This inner conflict is shown in his soliloquy in act two, when he states, “O, what a rogue and peasant slave am I!” (II.ii.534). He confesses that he is a coward, and is torn between speaking out and actually taking action against Claudius. These new pressures cause much inner torment in Hamlet, and hint at the fact that he is mentally indisposed.

Further evidence of Hamlet’s madness can be found in Hamlet’s encounter with his mother in act three, scene four. Hamlet has gone to see his mother in an attempt to force her to purge herself of her sin, her hasty marriage to Claudius. As he attempts to make his mother see her wrongs, he screams at her: “Nay, but to live in the rank sweat of an enseamed bed, stewed in corruption, honeying and making love” (III.iv.92-95). This attack on his mother clearly shows that he has gone beyond merely playing the role of a moralist, for he has crossed the line between sanity and insanity with his wild and whirling words.

After this attack on his mother, Hamlet furthers his irrational behavior by killing Polonius, who was standing behind the curtain in his mother’s room. As Polonius slumps out from behind the curtain, the queen exclaims “O me, what hast thou done?”. Hamlet replies, “Nay, I know not. Is it the king?” After the slaying, Hamlet appears to justify the killing in his own mind by stating that Polonius’ death is “almost as bad, good mother, as kill a king and marry with his brother” (III.iv.30-31). Hamlet’s excuse for the murder is irrational, for he left Claudius a scene before, and did not take any affirmative action then. He continues to verbally attack his mother, and does not cease until his next meeting with the ghost. Hamlet is indeed acting madly, and without justification.

As he continues the attack on his mother, the ghost appears in a nightgown. Hamlet appears to come back to his senses, his mood changes, and begs for guidance: “Save me, and hover o’er me with your wings, you heavenly guards! What would your gracious figure?” The queen, oblivious to Hamlet’s hallucinations, cries out: “Alas, he’s mad!” (III.iv.107-109). The queen is now convinced of Hamlet’s psychosis, as she has what appears to be solid evidence that Hamlet is hallucinating and talking to himself.

After Hamlet kills Polonius, he will not tell anyone where the body is. Instead, he assumes the role of a “madman” once again, speaking in a grotesque and ironic manner. The king asks him, “Now Hamlet, where’s Polonius?” Hamlet replies with a sarcastic remark: “At supper.” He continues, “Not where he eats, but where ‘a is eaten.” (IV.iii.16-19) Hamlet is clearly disrespecting Claudius, and making him look like a fool. Yet again, Hamlet does not act upon his plan to seek revenge of his father’s murder, but merely attacks Claudius verbally, as he did to his mother in a fit of rage.

From the beginning of the play, Hamlet has a great fascination with death, another common symptom of schizophrenia (Goldman, 3). Despite being warned by his friends that following the ghost was a bad idea, Hamlet’s obsession with death was so great that he was prepared to risk all to follow. Taking such a risk, Hamlet organized a play that revealed the truth about his father’s death. This play was to serve as a strategy to force Claudius to admit to the killing of Hamlet’s father. Claudius’ reaction to the play served as solid evidence against himself; it was all Hamlet needed to be convinced that he was the true murderer. While he is struggling with the truth of his father’s death, Hamlet is also struggling with thoughts of suicide: “Devoutly to be wished; To die, to sleep…” (III.i.65). This soliloquy shows how Hamlet’s obsession with death turned on him, to the point where he is considering taking his own life.

Another instance of madness in Hamlet is found in Ophelia, Hamlet’s true love. Before the tragedy began, Hamlet and Ophelia were already in love, and was shown through Ophelia’s words: “My lord, he hath importuned me with love in honorable fashion…and hath given countenance to his speech, my lord, with almost all the holy vows of heaven” (I.iii.111-115). Ophelia’s madness was caused by the repression of their true love; Claudius wanted Hamlet removed, and Polonius was determined to not let Ophelia be caught in a harsh social class (Desmet, 2). This subplot even furthers the theme of madness in Hamlet, and plays an important role in the other characters’ rationalization of Hamlet’s madness.

The appearance of Ophelia’s madness is sudden; Hamlet is unaware of her condition, preoccupied with his own mental deterioration and his lust for revenge. The repression of her love for Hamlet, his rejection of her, her father’s death, and Hamlet’s own mental incapacity all drive Ophelia across the line between sanity and insanity; in this madness, she takes her own life. Hamlet’s behavior towards Ophelia is inconsistent throughout the play. After her death, as he was visiting her grave, he jumped in the grave to fight with Laertes. During the fight, Hamlet states “Forty thousand brothers could not, with all their quantity of love, make up my sum (V.i.250-253). This statement contradicts his words when she returned his gifts, stating that he never loved her. Hamlet’s madness does not reflect Ophelia’s true madness, his actions contrast them (Soon, 4).

When Hamlet was sent to England, he carefully exchanged the letter that accompanied Guildenstern and Rosencrantz; the result was these men going to their death, because of Hamlet’s clever exchange. Even though they were not part of his plot of revenge, he had them killed, a demonstration of his madness once again.

In the final scene when Hamlet is confronting Laertes, his thoughts and words turn again to the topic of madness:

Was’t Hamlet wronged Laertes? Never Hamlet.

If Hamlet from himself be ta’en away,

Then Hamlet does it not, Hamlet denies it.

Who does it then? His madness (V.ii.223-226).

By these words, Hamlet is speaking of his true madness, which caused him to kill Polonius. He is apologizing to Laertes, and admits that his loss of control is due to his madness. In this final scene, Hamlet comes to terms with his own madness, and apprehends that it was his suffering and procrastination that kept him from killing Claudius sooner. He loses control over his revenge, and it is at this time that he finally finds the right opportunity to kill Claudius, and satisfy the wishes of the ghost of his father: “Hamlet is of the faction that is wronged; his madness is poor Hamlet’s enemy” (V.ii.227-228).

The theme of madness in Shakespeare’s Hamlet has been a widely popular topic in the discussion of the play by both critics and readers alike. It is quite simple to see the reason why, since the play confronts us with evidence to prove the validity of the claim to Hamlet’s true madness, or, rather a view that the actions and words arising from the apparent madness is but a feigned “antic disposition” as proclaimed by Hamlet himself. (Soon, 1) The psychological case study of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark, presents the theory that Hamlet did have a break with reality, and should be diagnosed with schizophrenia, a devastating disease that affects a mere 1 percent of the world’s population. The preponderance of evidence that has been displayed clearly points to the conclusion that Hamlet was indeed mad; the disease’s onset is in the young adult years, it is disabling, resulting in a period of productive time lost, and it has social effects on the patient, as well as his family. In Hamlet’s case, all criteria have been met, and therefore can be declared schizophrenic, or “mad.”

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American Idol: Are the Heroics Coming to a Close?

Saturday, September 27th, 2008

I will admit it: I watch American Idol. I enjoy it, but I’m not into it as much as some people. Take my sister for instance: she is what we call a “voter.” I have never had it in me to cast a vote; I guess I just don’t care that much.

Despite my abstaining ways, I have to admit that American Idol, or A.I. as the real cool kids say (for the purpose of this article, I am one of the cool kids), is a good show and a great concept. Not only has it launched the careers of several talented people who may have never been discovered, but it unites America in a celebration of song. With the music programs in so many schools subject to budget cuts, it’s nice to see America supporting the Arts: this will not be the day the music dies.

As good as AI has been in the past, I can’t help but wonder if it has lost some of its spark. Don’t get me wrong, the potential idols are, as usual, swimming with talent: as someone whose own musical peak ended after a third grade recorder performance, I have the utmost respect for people who can perform. Yet, it just doesn’t seem as passionate anymore, leaving me to point blame in a few directions.

The Tryouts: Now, I like to point and laugh at the people who think they can sing as much as the next person, but the tryouts have increasingly become bad…really bad. I can appreciate the people who try out singing opera or those weak in talent but rich in friends telling them that they are the next Celine Dion. At least these people are relevant. Those who try out knowing that they are well over the age range, or those who try out not to sing but to dance, juggle, or wow the judges through miming (I am in a box), are really just pointless. There’s plenty of entertainment to be had in the people who simply are convinced they can sing: only singers in the required age range should be allowed to audition.

The Judges: I like Simon. His opinion, to me, seems to be the most important; he is the hardest to impress. Still, his temperament borders on just plain mean at times. Crude, rude, and full of ‘tude, it wouldn’t kill Simon to be a little more positive; hopefully this British man is still not holding 1776 against America.

Randy is somewhere in between the other two judges. In my opinion, he is the best judge. Sure he says “dawg” an awful lot, but he gives constructive criticism and lets people down easily. Paula, on the far end of the spectrum, doesn’t seem to judge much of anything. Is it just me, or does Paula Abdul not know how to tell anyone anything negative? Even if their singing is awful, awful, awful, she still mentions that she likes their hair, their makeup, or every third sequin on their sparkling shirt. She’s nice, you have to give her that, but she could use a little more rigidity. Straight up now tell them, Paula. They don’t have to love you forever.

The Voting: As someone who admits that they don’t vote, I really shouldn’t be criticizing the voting system. It’s like someone who didn’t vote in the elections complaining about the government. I know I shouldn’t complain, but heck, I still will. The voting on AI has become increasingly less about talent. The past few seasons we’ve seen some people who should have won voted off before they had a chance and we’ve seen some people who should’ve been sent packing, have the finals in the bag.

This was bound to happen: any contest that is based on voting ultimately becomes less about talent and more about popularity. If a person who is not finalist materials has a ton of friends, a ton of family, and knows everyone at the large university they attended, they have more of a chance at winning than someone who is way more talented but knows far less people.

The way to resolve this, at least in part, is to give America some of the vote, but the judges continuous say as well. It will kind of be like a popular vote meets electoral college American Idol. That, after all, worked wonderfully in the 2000 Presidential election.

Jennifer Jordan is a senior editor for iturbocharge.com iturbocharge.com. Possessing an infatuation with pop culture – and a little bit of stalking – she keeps up on the latest news of the musical world.

Baccarat Basics

Saturday, September 27th, 2008

Apart from being originated from Middle Ages and being one of the most popular casino games in the United States and anywhere else in the world amongst the upper class, it is also one or the most unique and sophisticated games that anyone across the world can have a shot at and enjoy it as well. And to interest a gambler’s spirit within, the stakes of the game can go high – as high as a $1000 sometimes – though this can also send some people thinking twice before even entering the game and for those at many places stakes are as low as $5. Thereby, actually offering a space to encompass many persons , with varying preferences, within its ambit. This feature clearly adds to its ease and elegance.

Baccarat owes its origin from an Italian word baccara, which means “zero”, which also is the value, assigned to the face cards in the game. The game as is already mentioned started in middle Ages with people playing it with Tarot cards and eventually it evolved to take a closer shade of today in about 1940s. And in 1950s it spread to the regions of France where it came to be associated with royalty and novelty and it eventually starting spreading across Europe, America etc.

The basic object of the game is to draw two or three card hand that is closer to the number nine (as per the value assigned to the cards in the game which should be known before hand especially by a beginner at the game) than banker’s hand. Important point to note here is that the game is not at all difficult to learn but it is still advisable at the outset to know the general rules. Originally two cards are drawn and if the hand is in the range of six or nine then the odds are in favour of playing it on but if the hand is of five or less then a third card is drawn and as per the hand then one has, the future action is decided.

A peculiar quality of baccarat is that it can be found being played in a corner or a place, which is separate from the casino owing to the nature of the game. The game as is known is played by the rich and the noble – which adds glamour and fascination to it – and thus, attracts players attributing it a mysterious appeal. Many beginners at the game would like to try and avoid hitting the game directly in the casinos’ elegant surroundings and therefore, they may decide to try a hand or two at the online versions of the game and getting their basics about the very game in place. Also another advantage of playing it online first is that the stakes arc much lower than what you have when playing live at the casinos and thus, providing a space to learn as the player can afford to make mistakes.

If the online versions are still not able to quench the thirst for glamour associated with the game then one can try his day out in the casino where the atmosphere is quite valiant.

All in all the game does appear to be worth a try.

Mansi Aggarwal writes about baccarat . Learn more at baccaratquestions.com baccaratquestions.com.

I Get A Letter From Dear Abby

Friday, September 26th, 2008

To my big surprise I got a letter from ”Abby” of Dear Abby fame. Here is the letter:

Dear Taylor Jones, the hack writer:

I’m about to go out of my mind. I thought that perhaps you could help me. You may not know that I read your articles on the Internet. You seem to be giving advice freely so I decided to give you a go with me.

My problem, Dear Taylor Jones, the hack writer, is that people keep writing to me about their problems. I can’t stand it anymore. Mother had a knack for answering their letters, but she did not take them personally like I do. I’m completely strung out! I receive a letter and then I can’t keep it from running through my mind times without end.

Please help me!

“Abby”

I wrote back to “Abby” and told her that her problem was that she was not saying exactly what was on her mind when she answered the letters. I said, “I think that is why you are upset about the letters. It is not the letters themselves; it’s the answers that you give to the writers. You probably say to yourself Why don’t I say what I mean?”

“Abby” wrote back and said that she would give it a try. I decided to take a look at her column and see what she was up to.

Here are some letters typical of those she has received along with her old answer and her new answer after my tutelage:

Letter 1. Dear Abby: My father-in-law is a mindless creep. He has been using my curling iron and he always leaves it plugged in. There is no safety device to shut the hot iron off. He has burned my dressing table twice. I don’t want to offend him because he is meaner than a turpentined skunk. What can I do? Jill

Old Answer: Dear Jill: Now would be a nice time to buy your father-in-law a new Mercedes. He will love the new car so he will be receptive to the idea that he must be more careful while using your curling iron.

New Answer: Jill: The next time that creep leaves your curling iron plugged in, stick it to him where the sun doesn’t shine.

Letter 2. Dear Abby: I’m in love with my sister’s girlfriend. Yes they are gay. I’m not. I’m a healthy, well-adjusted boy. I know that Marge does not like boys. She likes my sister more than anyone else. But the other day I winked at Marge and she winked back. I signaled her to meet me out in the barn. She did. Now she likes boys too. What should I do? I’m afraid that she will tell my sister on me. Dave

Old Answer: Dear Dave: You must be frank with your sister. Tell her about your feelings for Marge. Since she is your loving sister, she will understand and let Marge go.

New Answer: Dave: Tell Marge to keep her big mouth shut!

Letter 3. Dear Abby: My mother-in-law has moved in with me and my new husband. She insists on sleeping between us on our king-size bed. She says that the bed is plenty big enough for the three of us although she weighs 314 pounds. I say that no bed is big enough for the three of us. Peggy

Old Answer: Dear Peggy: Put up with the old bitty for now. With her weight problem she will probably be dead within 10 to 20 years. At her funeral you will know that you were kind to her in her final years.

New Answer: Peg: Get you butt down to the pet store and buy a giant boa constrictor. Keep it in your bed! It will cost you a bundle but it will be worth every penny and then some.

I can see that Abby is showing her true feelings now.

She is free.

Wait! Here is a note that I just received:

Dear Taylor Jones, the hack writer:

You damn near got me fired with your bad advice. I hope that in the future, you will stick to the crap you usually write!

“Abby”

Well, I can see that she has no way out now but to say what she thinks!

Mission Accomplished, by George!

The End

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copyright©2006 John T. Jones, Ph.D.

John T. Jones, Ph.D. (tjbooks@hotmail.com, a retired VP of R&D for Lenox China, is author of detective & western novels, nonfiction (business, scientific, engineering, humor), poetry, etc. Former editor of Ceramic Industry Magazine. He is Executive Representative of IWS sellers of Tyler Hicks wealth-success books and kits. He also sells TopFlight flagpoles. He calls himself “Taylor Jones, the hack writer.”

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History of the Royal Barges - a Timeless Tradition

Friday, September 26th, 2008

The history of the royal barges dates back to the Sukhothai era
in the 13th century when the first royal barges were reportedly
seen. The barges were originally troop carriers at a time when
it was more expedient to transport troops into battle along
rivers.

As life in Thailand then was so intimately linked to the river,
these barges were also used for religious and ceremonial
purposes.

During the Ayutthaya era between the 14th - 18th centuries, the
Royal Barge Ceremonies flourished, particularly during the
reigns of King Naresuan and King Narai.

King Naresuan (1590 – 1605 AD) named his personal barge
Suphannahongsa and so started the first generation of this
famous royal barge. Since then this has been the name of the
King’s personal barge. Two more versions have been built
since.

In the reign of King Narai, the Royal Barge Processions
became more elaborate and one such procession had more than
100 vessels.

Unfortunately all this came to an abrupt end in 1767 when the
Burmese sacked Ayutthaya and destroyed all the barges. It was
a sad period in the history of the royal barges.

The Thonburi era (1767 – 1782) under King Taksin saw a
reemergence of royal barge activity. During his reign the
Emerald Buddha was brought from Vientiane to Ayutthaya.
A hundred and fifteen barges went to Ayutthaya to receive this
holy statue and bring it back to Bangkok. Another 131 vessels
went up river to welcome the Emerald Buddha.

The Bangkok era, which commenced in 1782, saw a new dawn
in the history of the royal barges. King Rama I revived the
tradition of the royal barges. Sixty were built and modeled on
designs in the early Bangkok era. A new Suphannahongsa was
built to serve as the King’s personal barge.

Royal barge construction continued under the reign of the
Chari kings. King Rama IV ordered the construction of the
Anantanakkharat with the seven-headed serpent Naga on the
bow.

During the reign of King Rama V, a new Suphannahongsa was
built. It was completed during the reign of King Rama VI in
1911. This version of Suphannahongsa is being used to this day
as the King’s personal barge.

The coup in 1932, when Thailand changed from an absolute
monarchy to a constitutional monarchy, brought about another
abrupt halt to royal barge activity. Subsequent governments
ceased the Royal Barge Ceremonies for the next 25 years.

The royal barges suffered a further setback when they were
damaged by Japanese bombs during World War II. Damaged
sections of these barges are still preserved at the Royal Barge
Museum.

In 1957 the history of the royal barges took a turn for the
better when King Rama IX had the barges restored to their
former glory.

On 19 May 1957, the first Royal Barge Procession in 25 years
sailed down the Chao Phraya River to commemorate the 25th
century of the Buddhist Era. Since then, the tradition and
grandeur of the royal barges have continued to this day.

The history of the royal barges reflects an enduring tradition
that flows on timelessly like the Chao Phraya River.

For details on the royal barges, please see tour-bangkok-legacies.com/types-of-royal-barges.html Types of Royal Barges.

tour-bangkok-legacies.com/history-of-the-royal-barges.html This article by Eric Lim first appeared in tour-bangkok-legacies.com/ Tour Bangkok
Legacies, a historical travel site on people, places and events
that shaped the landscape of Bangkok. Lim, a free-lance
writer, lives in Bangkok, Thailand.

Love Poems — 5 of the Best

Friday, September 26th, 2008

Love poems, an emotional phrase that gives all of us some deep thoughts, weather you like lyrics or not. As you are reading this I assume that you like poetry. Do you read or listen? I like to do both. Beautiful written texts are always remarkable reading. On the other hand…listening to a verse by a master narrator is also delightful. This article is about poems on audio books. You will also find some quotes from the authors.

The Sonnets by William Shakespeare

There is no grading in this listing but I felt I had to start with Shakespeare’s The Sonnets. They serve as one of the most beautiful romantic love poems ever written and also give us an idea of the mind of the genius behind these captivating words.

William Shakespeare quote:

“Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer’s lease hath all too short a date.”

If Thou Must Love Me

This is Elizabeth Barrett Browning’s appeal to her lover to adore her only for herself, and not for any qualities that may fade away.

Quote by Elizabeth Barrett Browning:

“Who so loves believes the impossible.”

My Love Is Like A Red, Red Rose

Robert Burns’s well-known ode blessing the eternal power of true romance.

Quote by Robert Burns:

“O, my luve’s like a red red rose That’s newly sprung in June: O my luve’s like the melodie That’s sweetly played in tune.”

The Passionate Shepherd to His Love
Christopher Marlowe’s emotional appeal to his truelove to escape with him and live a romantic country-life with him.

Quote by Christopher Marlowe:

“Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?”

12 Valentines Poems

12 Valentines Poems is actually a small collection of romantic poesy as it’s best.
There are twelve specially selected favorite’s. To mention some of them; Edward Fitzgerald’s meditations from The Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam, Edward Lear’s comic verse The Owl and The Pussycat, Elizabeth Barrett Browning, John Donne’s The Sunne Rising and lines from John Milton’s Paradise Lost, Robert Herrick’s Delight in Disorder and Shakespeare’s Shall I Compare Thee to a Summer’s Day.

Listening and reading love poems can be a great source of joy. However, there is actually one better way to use these words by masters: Read the poem to your dear one yourself. Get inspired and surprise your love with a passionate sonnet by Shakespeare this evening.

Visit the website and you will find free samples of the audiolibra.com/love-poems.html love poems in this article.

Erik Astrand is an Internet marketer and the owner of Audiolibra audiolibra.com audiobook store.

Should I Buy A Powerful Recording Computer?

Friday, September 26th, 2008

Back when I started recording at home in 2001, I had a Pentium 3 550 Mhz computer with 384 MB of Ram. I recorded a number of projects on the 9GB hard drive until I eventually added a 40GB hard drive to the equation. I was quite limited in what I could do on that computer, but I was limited by a number of factors. The biggest limiting factor at that time was not the power of my PC, but my recording engineering skills.

A few years later, I was able to build myself a AMD based pc with a XP 2000 processor. This computer had 512 MB of DDR Ram. When I finally got this computer setup properly, I was amazed at what I could do. I was able to record over 50 tracks at once. The computer would get a little bogged down if I was really pushing it, but that seldom happened.

I guess before I get too deep into this article, I should discuss what I’m doing with my recording computer. While I have went through various phases throughout the years, these days I’m not using any midi or virtual instruments. Everything I do involves recording a track that started out as some sort of analog signal (either from a mic or a line in) and goes to my computer. I’m mixing in the box. I use my fair share of plugins from time to time and I’ve done some extremely complicated mixes. Guys using a sampler or a VSTi or any other virtual instruments may want to ignore this article. Anyone doing this sort of production will want the most powerful computer they can afford.

Just recently, I went ahead and upgraded my recording computer to an AMD Athlon 64 2800 with 1 GB of RAM. This computer is quite a bit faster than my previous computer. It certainly renders down mixes much quicker than my previous audio recording computer did. Unfortunately, my mixes do not sound any better. Upgrading to this computer was kind of like upgrading my recording chair. It’s more comfortable and does allow me to get more work done, but in the end, it doesn’t really improve the final product directly.

If you are looking for your first recording computer, you should put some thought into what you are going to be doing with it. If you think there is a possibility of using virtual instruments, I’d highly recommend that you go for a beast. If you don’t expect to be using a sequencer, then you can save some cash by using an older machine. Any XP 2000 era computer dedicated to audio recording should do just fine while you learn how to engineer. Trust me, you have a lot to learn, and it will be a long time before you max out the audio capabilities of a computer even 3 years old.

It’s extremely important that you setup a recording computer properly. One of the main reason that I have no problem using a 3 year old computer is because I keep it clean. I′m not talking about dust, dirt or grime. I′m talking about keeping Windows clean. If a computer starts to get a little sluggish, this tells me that it’s time to back everything up and format the computer. I have no problem with reinstalling windows every few months on my home computer and if my audio recording computer needs it, I′ll do the same. I do not install any piece of software that is not required.

In conclusion, if you are just learning audio and don’t plan on using a ton of hardcore virtual instruments, save your cash and put your time into learning recording on an older computer. You′ll be glad that you did.

Brandon Drury has written numerous articles for his recordingreview.com recording

studio website.